You Can Do It

When life hands you a pumpkin, cut, scrape, quarter, roast, and puree it.

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Yellow Fever

The divine pleasures of real butter.

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Cocoa Loco

I don't want "chocolate flavor." I want chocolate, dammit.

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Crab Trap

Some things are better left mass-produced.

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Bran Recognition

What's in cereal? Oh, just sugar, religion, krazy spellings...

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