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ASK A POET
Everything you wanted to know about life, poets, and the poet's life.
Name Recognition Can you help a baby mama? I need a name!
Quitting Time? I resolve to quit my job this year. I'm terrified to do it, and terrified I won't.
You Say You Want a Resolution Can poets stick to New Year's resolutions? If they can, HELP!
Family Matters I'm spending the holidays with family. 'Nuff said, right?
The Spirits of the Season? As a poet, do you expect any visits from Christmases past, present, or future? In other words...GHOSTS?!
Word Choice Love poetry, hate the insular nature of the poetry community. Should I jump ship?
Sad Sack Sadness, sadness, everywhere, and I'm drinking it all in!
R.I.P. Poetry? Nobody's reading books! Nobody's reading newspapers! Nobody's reading magazines! What chance does poetry have?
Life Sentences So, yeah, life...
Poetic Justice I hate my Ph.D. adviser but need to acknowledge him. Maybe a poem would do the trick?
Expenses Incurred Cars, banks, houses...where's the tax relief for poetry?
Love of My Life I have cancer; I will only live for a few months more...
Working Blue What's a guy gotta do to get a poem that isn't all doom and gloom?
Close Encounters of the Poetic Kind We just celebrated the moon landing and a solar eclipse. What's a poet's take on the cosmos? Are we alone?
Non-renewable Resource After a few thousand years, how many poems are there left to write?
Do You Remember the Time? Last month you made a Michael Jackson joke. Any regrets?
Alternative Medicine I'm so desperate for a diagnosis I'll try anything. Even poetry...
Now What? I'm about to graduate with a degree in art history. I'm sure you know where this is going...
Beat It Michael Jackson is about to kiss you. What do you do?
Pocket Prose Poem in Your Pocket Day is almost here! What are you carrying in yours April 30?
There Once Was a Question From Nantucket... Someone told me to settle arguments with verse. I don't know if I'm convinced...
What Would Ovid Do? I'm an Italian journalist curious about advice from a poet. What's the point?
World View I'm getting a Ph.D. in political science but hate the field's approach to human behavior. Is poetry the answer?
Poem for One I feel utterly alone. Please help me.
Will Compose for Food I want to be paid to play Wii. Something tells me a poet would understand.
The Writer's Dress Code My daughter won't listen when I tell her not to wear tube tops. Maybe a poet can set her straight?
Weighty Topics Poetry can't help me lose this spare tire. Or can it?
Space Invaders We're trashing the universe with our space garbage! Is there anything poetry can do?
Stocking Stuffers I've got angst over turning 29. Help me, poetry — you're my last hope!
It's the Poetry, Stupid! I worry that flu shots are used to implant tracking devices, but that's just me. What does a poet think?
Fatherly Advice I need to pair some poetry and wine. Don't ask why — just help!
Wedding Bells? Four years in and my girlfriend still doesn't want to get married. What would a poet do?
Political License I'm in love with Billy Collins, but he's already married! What can I do?
Insufferable I hate L.A. but I want to have a career in film. Should I stay or should I go?
Death Watch I'm afraid of death, and the fear is crippling me. Help!
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On Dining, Hygiene, Miracles, and Publishing Everything you wanted to know about life, poets, and the poet's life. This week: bathing and belief.