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NONCANONICAL
Notes from a barbarian at the gates of culture.
Matter of Fact Sometimes material things are just material things. Caravaggio was a fan of such harsh naturalism.
Summer Reading You realize first that you're alive, and then that you will die. Not bad for 78 pages.
Independent Streak The Declaration of Independence balanced revolution and prudence, ushering in a new American prose.
Foot Doctor Would that you could mount, frame, and exhibit Lionel Messi's goal in the 2007 Copa del Rey.
Ladies' Choice Women of the Hudson River School are not often remembered. It's a shame, because Mary Blood Mellen sure can get the light right.
Balancing Act Guru might be gone, but Gang Starr's ''Just to Get a Rep'' feels like it'll be around forever.
East Meets the American West You think you know what Yosemite looks like, and then a new cultural lens comes along.
Sweating the Small Stuff The funny thing about miniatures is how they're physically small, and yet overwhelming expansive.
Well That's Just Grate' The Grateful Dead iconography is on display at the New York Historical Society. Heady stuff...
Indian Winter Alwar, India is the dreamy home of sleeping dogs, algae-covered pools, and typewriters.
Nether Nether Land The Dutch get shafted in the stories we tell of the country's origins, so kudos to the New York State Museum.
Sloppy O You think the masters take exacting care with everything they make, and then you watch Orson Welles' The Stranger.
Flaking Out Wilson A. Bentley's photographs of snowflakes create a kind of yearbook for winter, the crystals alike and not.
That's My ''Story'' and I'm Sticking to It James Cameron doesn't care about plot, but neither did Muybridge. Such is mind-blowing filmmaking.
Marley and Me I say, Bah! Humug! to the plot of A Christmas Carol. But God bless Dickens' writerly tricks.
Lend Me Your Ear Unlike the private letters of most great persons, Van Gogh's illuminate the man behind them.
Line Reading Transcendence to a godly non-place seems an unlikely goal for an illustrator, but that's Blake for you.
Local Forecast Nature is mechanistic in its functioning, but speaks to us in feelings. Take the weather.
Old Haunts ''The Legend of Sleepy Hollow'' — a bridge between the old myths and the ones yet-to-be-written. Oh, and good for Halloween.
Peep Show What makes Marcel Duchamp's ''Étant donnés'' erotic? It can't just be the nudity...
Defining Moment Is a dictionary meant to describe or prescribe? Samuel Johnson, who's turning 300, knew the answer.
The Naked Truth It's not the scale of The Naked and the Dead, but the minutiae of its characters' thoughts and actions.
Housing Authority Dan Graham's photographs in 'Homes for America' celebrated the Minimalism not of the gallery, but of the new landscape.
The Straight Talker Leszek Kolakowski's "Conservative/Liberal/Socialist": short, bold, brilliant.
True Story The book based on John Edwards' mistress isn't exactly a biography, but it's still a more honest life story than most.
Surf's Up Bob Bogle has died. As one of the founders of surf music, he did what few musicians can.
Art or Bust The oldest sculpture ever discovered is a 36,000 year old woman with really big boobs. Is anyone surprised?
Style Mavens You can have rules and principles and Elements, but good writing just has a certain...je ne sais quoi.
Into the Sunset What do people want played at their funerals? AC/DC, Meatloaf, and this quaint little weather report theme.
Court Papers The Iowa Supreme Court opinion on gay marriage is a surprising read, as far as judicial opinions go.
Lords of the Ring The power of When We Were Kings is not in Ali's knockout, but in the meet-up of two irreconcilable worlds.
Holy Smoke The Holy Mountain — as confounding as a Matthew Barney film, but a lot more charming.
Money Talks Joseph Schumpeter wouldn't be worried about the state of the economy — he'd be eating it up!
Punk'd Sid Vicious died 30 years ago this month. As his version of 'My Way' shows, dude was serious.
Homesick Ceci n'est pas a crippled woman lying in a Maine field, trying to reach a farmhouse on the top of a hill.
First Impressions For Clement Greenberg, appreciating a work of art was like loving a person: You can't explain why you do.
It's a Rap If there were doubts about rap in the early '80s, Run-DMC's 'Christmas in Hollis' erased them.
Reality Check The protagonist of E.T.A. Hoffman's 'The Sandman' can't go home again. Could you if you discovered your lover was a robot?
Axis of Evil The Night of the Hunter is a fairy tale gone horribly wrong.
Meet Me in the Art Museum The schizophrenia of 'Saint Louis in 1846' began with westward expansion, but endures today.
Music Therapy Leonard Cohen's 'Hotel Chelsea #2' acknowledges an ugly world, then gets on with being beautiful.
Pool Boy Summer wanes, but there's time enough left for a dive into David Hockney's pool.
Notes From a Barbarian Asking “Why?” must become a more personal affair. Let's start with the poetry of Catullus...